Percy calls Annabeth “Betsy” to annoy her pass it on

if i was a writer for ouat i would make the next arc about hook’s brother liam… his little brother liam. in that throwback when hook killed his dad, they showed that he’d had another son named liam. what the show should do is have some bad guy come in determined to kill hook and destroy his happiness (just like hook being obsessed with destroying rumple’s happiness) and he tries to kill emma maybe (like when hook shot belle) and everyone’s like wth who is this guy and then it’s hook’s little brother!!

it’s be so funny if there was a gossip girl for camp half blood or new rome like “hey greeks and romans, it’s your one and only sorce into the scandalous lives of olympus’s elite.
spotted: percy jackson skateboarding in new rome, and i’d like to personally thank you for not wearing a shirt p.
spotted: annabeth chase in the library, probably figuring out the next great mathematical equation.
power couple alert: p+a spotted on a lunch date in manhattan. gods how we all wish we could be them. xoxo gossip girl”

okay the reason percy eats all the time is bc he’s a swimmer and that burns so many calories so fast so i have a headcannon that percy finds out that michael phelps eats 12,000 calories a day (which is actually true) and he tries to be able to do that too and people learn about this and start putting bets on how many calories he’ll eat every day and it becomes like a camp-wide thing and when he finally reaches the 12,000 calories/day mark they create an annual feast in his honor with an eating contest as the main event and it’s everyone’s favorite day of the year and percy’s greatest achievement

guys percy is actually completely jacked dont even try to deny it. he’s the son of fucking poseidon he swims on the daily there is literally no way he’s not just completely ripped. he’s a michael phelps/ nathan adrian/connor dwyer lookin mothafucka